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I†s Hø!

Jose. White Puerto Rican. This isn't even my final form.
Jul 25 '14

(Source: chevalierdog)

Jul 25 '14


One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

Jul 25 '14


*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives)

Jul 25 '14


He was almost President.

(Source: kanyedoin)

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14


I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

Jul 25 '14


when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them


(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

Jul 25 '14


sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl)

Jul 25 '14

(Source: illumahottie)

Jul 25 '14
  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter